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Mere pas ma hai

UpdateDate:1/30/2013:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:Mere pas ma hai – Deewar (1975)

2:Kiss Is'nt Like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss Is'nt Like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.hindi sms

3:agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.

4:Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.

5:tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham,hindi sms jokes

6:Ek jagadalu patani pati par baras rahi thi aur wah bichara deen sakal banaye hue baitha tha.Patni bol rahi thi kayar kahin ke ,tum aadami ho ki chuhe?Pati Gidgidaya – Shreemati Ji, Mai aapka pati he hun agar chuha hota to tum thar-thar kamp rahi hoti.

7:U & Me Went 2 A Wishwell. I Bent Down Threw A Coin & Made A Wish, U Bent Down A Little More N Fell Into The Well. I Shouted, Aahah... IT WORKS ;-)

8:Simplicity is Life Life is need base never want base. Desires have no ends. Simplicity is way of life and Indian culture highly stresses on simple living and high thinking, and this is the way of life: ‘Legs down to earth and eyes looking beyond the sky’

9:Changa chet, ramailo bhet,khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..64 saal, Dashain babbal “Happy dashain”

10:yaha se le jane aya hun,Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai,har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara.ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati hain.,hindi sms jokes

11:How did Santa tried to kill a bird??He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

12:Who Said English Is Easy???Fill In The Blank With YES Or No... 1.-----I Dont Have Brain... 2.-----I Dont Have Sence... 3.-----I Am Stupid....

13:Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

14:Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi…..Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai !Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!

15:Judge- “Tum sweekar karte ho ki tumne apni patniko peeta hai|”Abhiyukt- “Ji hujoor! Sweekar karta hu|”Judge- “Thik hai, tum par pachaas rupaye pachaas paisejurmaana kiya jaata hai|”Abhiyukt- “Hujoor, pachaas rupaye to samajh me aaye,lekin pachaas paise kis baat ke?”Judge- “Vah manoranjan kar hai|”
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