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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain

UpdateDate:11/27/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.najane kab aa jaye aap ka smsis liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

2:agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse “AAP” kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai.hindi sms

3:Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Sardar: The future tense is “you will go to jail”.

4:Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?Arbi:Munna!!Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay

5:Chaand ko akele me sharm aati hogi,Baat kuch tumhaare bhi samajh me aati hogi,Jab bhi jikra hota hai smart dosto ka,Tumhe meri yaad bahut aati hogi.,funny jokes

6:The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To KISS Women's Lips.. Thats The Best & Probably The Only Way To Shut A Woman's Mouth For Atleast Sum Seconds ;

7:Respected,International Kanjus,Thanks for not sending any Sms,You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”Na na sms mt karna,Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

8:A child had never seen his hips.Once his teacher hit him on his hips.Childn come back to home & see the mirror,& said.Kamini ne do tukde kar diye.

9:Senorita…Bade bade desho mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai.

10:Sardar-why are all these people running?Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?,hindi sms jokes

11:Whoever Says 'Money Can't Buy Happiness' Is A Fool ... Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ... Give Me Some And Watch Me Smile... =P ;)

12:JAn|X Can I Have A PicTure Of Urs? AcTuaLLy, The Thing Is ThaT I Have STarTed A New Hobby Of CoLLecTing PhoTographs Of NaTuraL DisasTerS ;->

13:I Don't Get The Saying If You Snooze, You Lose. I Hit The Snooze Button 8 Times This Morning, ...And I Woke Up Feeling Like A Champion. . . =P =D

14:Imagine Urself In A Boat Which Is Sinking Sharks All Around U Wat Can U Do 2 Save Urself? Very Simple Stop IMAGINING

15:Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kha kha k thak gya hun pr kya karoon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm
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