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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi

UpdateDate:10/10/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…

2:Inch ka hai.Size normal he Mazboot he Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain Lena he to bolo?Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera…LG KG 195

3:“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word….
but do u know what is LOVE?
L= Loss
O= Of
V= Valuable
E= Energy….
So don’t LOVE..


4:? ? ? ? ? ? Guess Ye Kya Hy? Nahi Pata Chala Try To Karo Nahi? Fail? Ok Ye Tumhare Screws Hy Jo Tumhare Dimag Se Gir Gae Ise Tight Krlo..

5:Ap Bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat Karne Wale.. Aur Mehnti Ho.. Chal Hun Teri Vaari.. Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna..,insult sms

6:MAA
Maa kya hai?
Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam
Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai
ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai.
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“Uth jao
Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain
Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho
Tumhare Baap ne mujhy Mulazim nahi rkha
jo tum sab ko alag alag Nashty krwaon.
Zindagi Haram kr k rakhdi hai Mari
Kam k Na Kaj k Dushman Anaaj k”
Moral: Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..


7:Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN.Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!

8:Koi Ek Din Select Karen, 1. Sunday 2. Monday 3. Tuesday 4. Wednesday 5. Thursday 6. Friday 7. Saturday Aur Uss Din Atleast Naha Lia Karen. :-D

9:Wo Bhi Kia Din Thy, Jab Tum Jin Thy, Ab Tum Dio Ho Jinoon K Bhi Pio Ho:.

10:How Dogs and Women are alike?Neither believe that silence is golden,Neither can balance a checkbook &Both put too much value on kissing.,insult sms

11:The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you can never get your balls in…!!!

12:Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life we do naked.

13:Zndagi Me Agr Kch Banna Ho Kch Hasil Krna Ho Tu Hmesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno Agr Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To Ankhen Band Kr K Socho Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hy ;->

14:QuEsTiOn KuTe AuR ShEr MaI KiA FaRq HaI .AnS : KuTtA Is WaQt SMs PaRh RaHa AuR ShEr PaR GuSa KaR RaHa HaI . .;->

15:Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
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