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Too cheez badi hai mast mast

UpdateDate:10/3/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast…..

2:Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti,hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab,maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband,kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”,Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani,garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”,Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan,nahi dho sakta tha|”

3:CAT: How Old Ru? ELEPHANT: 5 Years CAT: But U Look Big? ELEPHANT: I'm A Complan Boy CAT: I'm 30 Yrs Old. ELEPHANT: 30? U LOOK SO SMALL CAT: I'm A Santoor Girl, Keep Smiling.......!!

4:3 Animals Broke In2 The House, Wen Cops Came ,They Found Da Mouse Watchn TV,Da Pig In The Kitchen And Da Stupind Donkey Was Found Reading Ths Sms.

5:Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…,hindi sms jokes

6:Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

7:agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.

8:Sharabi Ravi- “(Dusare Sharabi Se) Yaar, Mai Kal Bharat Ka Pradhanamantri Banunga.”Dusra Sharabi- “Tu To Tab Banega Jab Mai Istifaa De Dunga.”

9:In art gallery : couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.Husband was keep watching her.Wife : ab chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte raho gey?

10:I See Your Face When I Am Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming,hindi sms jokes

11:You are altogether confused, as all the girls are pretty…DOONDTHERAHA JAAOGE — Surf Excel

12:Ek Mulazam Ne Boss Se Kaha:Agr Ap NE Meri Pay Na Barhai To. . .? Boss(Wid Rude):To Employe:To To Phir MA?N Isi Pay Per Guzara KroOn GA

13:Ek Fauji officer ko kisi lambi duty par desh sebaahar bheja gaya| Jab pardesh me rehte huye bahutdin ho gaye to ek din use ek patra mila jisme likhatha- “Chalte samay maine aapko jo photo di thi,vah vaapas kar dijiye, mai bank manager se shaadikarna chaahti hu|”

14:RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..

15:Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai…kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai…har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
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