1:aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai.aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai.aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai.magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai ..
2:Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai.Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
3:I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?”She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
4:Classic 1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron K Teri Shaadi K Baad Me Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr Jao'n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na Ho ... 2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni Behen Se Kra De ... =P =D
5:Breaking News Latest News Most Important Aham-Tareen Taza-Tareen Dont Worry. Ye Sab To Channel Ki Viewership Badhane K Tareke Hai,funny questions
6:A Boy Was Going With His G.F. Frnd Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin.... .. The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D
7:Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger?No?Sure?Well…..Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!!
8:Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan?.
9:Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare…
10:Do U Know The Fullform Of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Gil, E-Equally...... Thats Why Boys Go To College,funny jokes
11:Ap ko mri kon si adat zehr lagti hy?jis pe apka mera gala dabane ko dil karta hai?Reply krne wala apni maut ka khud zimmedar hoga.
12:Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.kuch tum b dua kro yaro.Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
13:This Is Top Secret: & This Is Bottom Secret.
14:If animal have Fb..these are most likely to b their status Cockroach: Managed to skip from some1,s foot step .. man, i lead a dangerous life style =p Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her father ..what should i tell her ?? i don,t even remember..:DChicken :If tomorrow i m not updating my status .means i m being served at KFC..!love u all ?Octopus :i have just refilled my ink hurry !!^_^…Pig:Oh gosh they throw the gossip dat i m spreading the flue.. WTh..Goat: friends.. don,t go out ,eid holiday is coming :’(Pig writes a comment on goat,s status “lucky i m haram ” | 4 likes |Goat replied : “don,t u remember dat after eid .. da Chinese new year ..?? | 11 likes
15:W E D D I N G Is D Only Day When A Boy Stands On Sage N ...Watches Other Girls Dressed Beautifully N Think Yeh Maal Engagement Se Pehly Q Nhi Dikha =P ;)