1:Khusra police interview k liye gya.Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.Khusra,taali mar k,haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy
2:On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?Jeeto: Dono He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?Jeeto: Ji Hui Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?Jeeto: Ji Santa: Yeh erect hai!
3:imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
4:New English 2 Urdu Dictionary Selfish Bharwa Bitch Randi Agent Dalla Stupid man Chutiya Ignore Lund pe charh Heavy Loss Gand Phatna Severe Loss Gand phat k hath mein ajana Danger Gand galay mein ajana Jealous Jhantain jal jana Run Away Gand Dikhana Welcome Tattay Uthana…
5:dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai ah oh dheere ah mar gayi ah oh ahah chal ab bas kar 1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon,hindi adult sms
6:Catch her by her waist Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips-Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
7:He took me from a bar He took me in his car He took my top off He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
8:Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
9:Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?..Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai”Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao,Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai,Teesri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli haan ye Lahore ki hai,ye de do..Pesay denay k bad orat boli ay bhai tum kahan k ho..?Murgi wala sharmatay huay, ab ye bhi ap khud hi check kar ke bta di jiye….
10:Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?Girl:-miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!,hindi adult sms
11:A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
12:Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN.Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
13:Q: Who is senior,PENIS or VAGINA.A:VAGINA b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
14:Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
15:Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere she likes?A: Lifebuoy.