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Exams are like WIVES:1.Too Many Questions

UpdateDate:9/3/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:Exams are like WIVES:1.Too Many Questions.2.Difficult To Understand.3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.4.Result Is Always Unexpected.

2:Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.Ram opens the door.Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.

3:Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?All the best!

4:Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

5:Ek Larki Dupatta Rangwane Gayi.Larka:Baji Is Ko Kesa Rang Dun ..?Larki:Is ko Kaisa Rang Dun Ke Na Safed Ho Na Kala Na Laal Ho Na Gulabi Na Peela Ho Na Narangi Na Neela Ho Na Aasmani Na Jamni Ho Na Harra Ho.Aur Haan Mein Ye Kab Lene Aaon ..?Larka:Tab Aana Jab Na Hafta Ho HaItwar Na Peer Ho Na Mangal Na Budh Ho Na Jumeraat Aur Na Jumma Ho..Yaad Se Le Jana Baji. :D,funny hindi sms

6:SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat: When I m on tour.

7:Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye…???Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

8:Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?- Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

9:14 August aa raha hy Main Quaid-e-Azam k photo jama kr raha hun Plz Ghar me jitny b 10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000 K note hen mujy bej den,purane b chal jaien ge.

10:Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.,funny hindi sms

11:Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’Sardarji : ‘What problem?’

12:Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook…But the law allows only one wife.

13:Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,peparon mein number kisne paya hai,ham to u hin aye the paper dene,sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai…

14:Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki se dekha Aur bola….Maa kasam bahut kharcha ho gaya.

15:Which are the 2 latest versions of java.Think… think… think…Marjava & Mitjava :)
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