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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si

UpdateDate:8/22/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi,latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,Bartan Lelo Bartan…

2:Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah thi,Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:“Diploma so ja, diploma so ja.”Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha:“Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?”Dost ne jawab diya: “Mere grandson ka naam,Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liyeAur saath mein ise le aayi,Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya.”Phir maine pooncha: “Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?”Dost ne jawab diya: “Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye.”

3:Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai..

4:A boy caught in class throwing paper aero planes…teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times“I will not throw paper aeroplanes in class.”and submit it tomorrow.Next day, he submitted the paper written #include #include void main( ){clrscr( );int cnt;for( cnt=1;cnt<=5000;cnt++ ){printf(“I will not throw paper airplanes in class /n”);}getch( );}Be A Programmer …:-)

5:Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,Raat guzri to utar jayegi,Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.,funny hindi sms

6:A teacher asked his class to give eg of coincidence.There was silence for a few seconds.Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”

7:Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,Nahay jamana ho gaya.

8:har ilzaam ke hakdaar wo hame bana jate hain,har khata ki saza,wo hamen suna jate hain,hum har baar khamos rah jate hain,kyonki wo har baar apna hone ka haq jata jate hain.

9:Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

10:Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain rooth jaane ke bhi had hote hain ek sms to kardiya karo paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain,funny hindi sms

11:Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain,Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge,maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai,bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?

12:MAA Maa kya hai?Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai.…………………………….…………………………….“Uth jaoBegairto 12 Baj rhy hain Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho Tumhare Baap ne mujhy Mulazim nahi rkha jo tum sab ko alag alag Nashty krwaon.Zindagi Haram kr k rakhdi hai Mari Kam k Na Kaj k Dushman Anaaj k”Moral: Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..

13:Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,Par kabhi socha na tha ki,Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!

14:Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him.Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died.Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was – IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.

15:Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter Gaur farmaiye Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter.Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
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