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Sir, report maine khud banayi hai

UpdateDate:8/18/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:The one who says to teacher “Sir, report maine khud banayi hai”..but goes blank when asked questions.

2:But at last he also agrees as you are…MADE FOR EACH OTHER —Wills

3:Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.

4:Pyaar mein Juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai,Ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai,Aur agar dil bhi chup ho to?Toh Log bolte hai “Ram Naam Satya Hai”

5:Yaado ke haseen pal mitaaye nahi jaate,Gujare huye lamhe bhoolaye nahi jaate,Tum laakh karo mohabbat ki naseehat,Jo jaan se pyaare ho bhoolaye nahi jaate.,hindi sms jokes

6:Moti, Bedaul, Fasionable Simaran Ne Sabjiyaa Kharidate Samay Lauki Me Nakhun Gaadakar Dekha, Bhindi Ki Nauk Todkar Dekhi, Ninbu Ko Dabaa-Dabaakar Parkhaa, Tamaatar Ki Sakhti Ka Jaayja Liya, To Sabji Wala Tanik Khijakar Bola- “Madam, Maaf Kijiyega, Kya Aap Itni Jaanch-Parakh Me Paas Ho Sakti Hai?”

7:Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?A. Moti-vating!!!

8:Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.

9:Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.

10:jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?,hindi sms jokes

11:10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga 9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga 8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. ….5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan 4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.—-> And the number one statement is ….1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

12:Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai

13:Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

14:Pyar Karnewale Pareshan Ho Jate Hai.Shadi Karnewale Sharabi Ban Jate Hai.Devours Dene Wale Devdas Ban Jate Hai.Hum Se Dosti Karane Wale.SMS Expert Ho Jate Hai…

15:Santa was writing the passive voice of ‘I made a mistake.’He wrote: I was made by a mistake.
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