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What is a kiss?A: Very simple

UpdateDate:8/12/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:Q: What is a kiss?A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

2:Ik Larki thi dewaani si…Ik Larkay pe wo mar…Kuch lena tha usay…Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..Jab bi milti thi muijhey….Ye hi pocha karti thi…..Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

3:Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

4:Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi Mom: Lakin keun Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

5:Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?A: Just another damn Woman…..trying to do a man’s job!!!,hindi adult sms

6:What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive

7:Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya !Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm Jo Kahoge Mai Kroongi Pathan : to phir Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…

8:Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao

9:Nahi plz Neeche mat jao na Kuch ho jaye ga Plz Dekho aisa mat karo Maan jao na plz Warna ?¢??|Ho jaye ga Plz mat jao Aaah Dekha Ho gaya na SMS Khatam!

10:Q: What is a kiss?A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.,hindi adult sms

11:1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!

12:1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya,Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi?Jin: May jin hun.Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)

13:Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl:tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay?Papu:janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta Mgr phaar to skta hy;)

14:Aurat ka doodh phat nahi sakta,Lekin Latak sakta hai Is liye Pehle sochiye Phir nochiye…

15:Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???....Sania Mirza..
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