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Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua

UpdateDate:8/11/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi for mobile phone
1:Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.

2:Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga,ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time nal sms nahi bhejde

3:Ab To Iqrar Kar Lo Aur Na Tadpao Ab To Bata Do Aur Na Sharmao Arre Bol Bhi Do Ki Aap Humse Bhi Zyada Kanjus Ho SmS Karne Me

4:Luck is not in Ur hands.But work is in Ur hands.Ur work can make luck.But Luck can’t make Ur work.So always trust Yourself than Ur luck.

5:Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.,hindi sms jokes

6:BOY TO A GIRL.BOY- MAI TUMHE BINA TUCH KIYE KISS KAR SAKTA HU.GIRL- IMPOSIBLE.BOY- LAGI SHART 100-100 KI.GIRL-OK.LADKE NE USE KAS KAR KISS KAR LIYA.GIRL- Y Y YE TO TUMNE MUJHE CHHOO LIYA.BOY- HA MAI SHART HAR GAYA YE LO 100/- RUPYE

7:Pyaar ke ujaale me gam ka andhera aata kyon hai,Jisko ham chaahe wahi roolata kyon hai,Agar wo mera naseeb nahi,To khuda aise logo se milata kyon hai?

8:Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating,Banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye…….

9:Girl-to-Boy – Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya.Boy-to-Girl – Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

10:Manpreet te billo da nawa nawa vyah hoya:Manpreet Billo Nu:Billo Chal Honeymoon Tay Chaliyeh.Billo: Suno jee swaray swaray tangh na karo minu kam hai.hali mai kapday dhonay hain, bhanday bhi manjnay hain.tussi ik kam karo honeymoon te Bheeji nu lai jao!!!,hindi sms jokes

11:Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….

12:Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada,Usne poocha: “Kaise aana hua?”Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,Maine bhi jawab diya: “Train se.”

13:Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?Wife: silentHe said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?Wife replied: Kamine! Ginay to do :p

14:struct newly_married_females{double dinner_invitation;short time_at_work;long lunch_break;void bank_balance;char hen_pecked;}

15:Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai…kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai…har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
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