1:thora sa karne do Plz thora sa karne do kisi ko pati nahi chale ga bus thora sa karne do aik chota sa sms
2:Malomati sawal?Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!
3:Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya !Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm Jo Kahoge Mai Kroongi Pathan : to phir Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…
4:2 men went to fuck a girl.1st came out after fucking a girl n said…”My wife is better”2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…You were right, your wife is better..
5:Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?Girl:-miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!,hindi adult sms
6:Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai,1=Cmfrtble 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girny na dy Or 5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;-Oye Brazier.Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha
7:Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life we do naked.
8:conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
9:American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand
10:4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….1.Caution-dark tunnel 2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.3.Go slow.4.Men at work,hindi adult sms
11:Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
12:4 facts 1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain 2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati 4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
13:Doctor: Kya taklif hai?Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
14:Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
15:Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?