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In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna

UpdateDate:7/17/2012:  Source:SMS in Hindi
1、Be extra careful…..In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.KHANA Waqt Per Khana.ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.Q K.8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

2、What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive

3、3 Galz having lunch.1st said: I saw the condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: I also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: Haram Zadi pehle batana tha na !!

4、1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.Larki:“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”Pathan:“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-

5、BUY A SCOOTY…..PICK UP A BEAUTY…DRINK A FROOTY….TAKE HER TO OOTY…REMOVE HER NIGHTY…DO UR DUTY…AFTER 9 MONTHS …* GET A CUTY *,hindi adult sms

6、Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

7、Inch ka hai.Size normal he Mazboot he Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain Lena he to bolo?Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera…LG KG 195

8、Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12 Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi deta hai to upar aaja..

9、4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,A RAPIST A MURDERER A PSYCO&GAY.RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..“MEOOWN”

10、Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao,hindi adult sms

11、Niple niple little star can i suck you in my car up above the breast so have always milky never dry let me touch it never shy in the bra it will be dry

12、Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,mager saas ne kuch na kaha,bhala kiun,kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu

13、Be extra careful…..In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.KHANA Waqt Per Khana.ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.Q K.8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

14、Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge

15、Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.
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